Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Deserve a piece of bacon

To receive earn or wish for a reward after completing a task.

"Well done on the report"
"Thank you, at the very least I deserve a piece of bacon for it"

by Oshi.... December 10, 2023

bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017

Bacon Wizzle

Spray on bacon, makes any surface lickabke bacon

Wow, my aunt just got me bacon wizzle for my birthday as a gag gift

by TBGamer Official August 5, 2017

Blood and Bacon

If you have 3 things on your plate for exampel pizza, eggs and tofu, then pizza and eggs are bacon because it taste good but tufo is blood because its gross.

This hamburger is amazing but the fries suck . You can just say blood and bacon.

by Smart-Mc-Smart-Pants August 24, 2017

Conor bacon

Conor is a kind hearted man, also know as baconaldo for his footy skills. He Always puts others infront of him, it’s a shame he has not friends

I hate Conor bacon

by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum October 17, 2018