Adam Shoomook

An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)

He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)

Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment

Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook

by I but a chocolate man in jail October 9, 2019

adam

the first man to ever lose his virginity

adam is cool

by definetlynotoscar August 19, 2019

dirty adam

When a guy eats his friends female relative out at the cinema next to him and throws up after

"Im gonna bring my cousin to the cinema with us"
"Which one? Alyssa?"
"Yeah, just dont pull a dirty adam on her"

by hoe snatcher September 5, 2024

adam jones

he’s a guitarist in sm6band and he owns the hashtag saveadam2020, he loves making tiktoks with his family like the dont flinch challenge btw they are the kings and queens of elite tiktok

y/n: Look its Adam Jones! He’s so fricking hot!
Merida: yeah❤️ he’s definitely packing

by lynxort June 23, 2020

adam

white guy that says the n word way too much

"adam needs to stop saying the word!"

by mr. hottie suck me February 26, 2024

Adam

Someone who skateboards to meet girls half his age.

Crap i see adam!

by Jd2222 March 23, 2019

Gray and Adams

A factory originally based in Fraserburgh and other locations across the UK run by Tories, who believe they have a higher status than anyone else.

'I work in Gray and Adams, dinna you spik to me like at'

by Katelyn Stephen December 17, 2022