matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.

This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august

When I was sad I needed matt man

by Ar3bel August 6, 2022

Matt Harvey Syndrome

When you have been sporadically teamkilled "accidentally" in a video game (especially Helldivers 2) or just randomly made non existent without understanding the reason why..

"dude what just hit me..Matt Harvey Syndrome"
"That Helldiver suffers from Matt Harvey Syndrome"
...randomly hit the respawn screen..."FFS I just got Matt Harveyd!"

by DishyElephant September 15, 2025

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Matt Farley

The god of music.

Matt Farley is one of the artists of all time.

by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx October 29, 2023