Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.

“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”

by artifacct November 22, 2021

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Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.

Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)

by glxssiergxrl November 22, 2021

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Fucking slow

Jordan is dumb but a ride or die

by Blue not here November 22, 2021

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Looks up to his big homies Ashleigh and Brittany

Jordan wants to be like Britt and ash

by Kayla love November 25, 2021

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Poison and a memorial to the theme of cujurti, updates and Ram Memory. It's interested it and nothing else. Undertop computers and does not want women

Jordan is crazy

by dhdnf November 26, 2021

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