a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Get the Whopping Woodmug. by Stinky leg January 25, 2020
Get the prison woodsmug. Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect
by Lcamy July 8, 2024
Get the woodmug. British slang for 'penis'.
by DarkestMan July 5, 2021
Get the Woodmug. A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020
Get the wood strokermug. by ill tom reem October 10, 2013
Get the wack my woodmug. the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.
Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
by Bodacious O September 12, 2020
Get the thatcher woodsmug.