Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 01, 2006

Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 23, 2025

Three pager

A instrument part with three pages. Usually they are a grade three.

I got my first three pager today. It’s really hard to play though.

by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023

three toed leprechaun

This is the regional name for a particular strain of hallucinogenic mushroom that is identified by its three distinctive slightly green colored lobes. When consumed in small quantities it is considered extremely hallucinogenic, but in large quantities it may cause dysentery and death. Some species of North American wildlife is known to consume this for recreational purposes.

Three toed leprechaun is a mushroom that causes hallucinations when consumed.

Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.

by Scientific Researcher July 19, 2024

The Angel Number "Forty-Three" is annoying.

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Person 10: The Angel Number "Forty-Three" is annoying.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

three finger slinger

A large dip in your mouth. Widely used by red necks in Appalachia

I'm gonna put a three finger slinger in and kick your ass

by Chesire water April 11, 2016

Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.

I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.

by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen December 01, 2024