Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 8, 2016

guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

by Jerome May 13, 2005

Pants Brother

The derogatory term used towards lederhosen.

What do I look like a Pants Brother?

by DesertWolfe September 26, 2021

Love pants

Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active

Wearing my love pants

by 5555two May 14, 2017

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012

Pants Cub

A slight bulge in a mans pant, which is to small to be called a pants bear

While Josh has a Pants Bear, Jeff being smaller, has only a Pants Cub.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety

crabs pants pigeons

by deepatchbrown November 22, 2011