Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p

Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are

by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023

Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.

Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.

by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020

ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021

simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out

You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!

by N00bMajesty May 24, 2022

The seven deadly simps

The seven deadly sins but more funny

Dude the seven deadly simps is so funny haha

by ZuZu091 November 4, 2020

Simp Type Energy

When you so much of a simp that others become a simp when you are around them

Josh - did you see what Tim did?
Nigel - no?
Josh - he use his simp type energy on Ryan

by Biggpapa3000 January 16, 2020

stupid simp shit

when a senior falls for a freshman that doesn’t want to date the senior due to looking stupid by all of the other seniors,therefore they respectfully stay as friends and then the senior decides it’s okay to tell the freshman they’re in love and and obsessed with them

bruh did you see evan an lina hanging? man is on his stupid simp shit

by urmomlovesme123456 February 9, 2020