High Texting

when your tripping balls and text Zoey
oopsie. i’m really high but i think it’s a good idea to start high texting Zoey
by Cottonfacedniggerboy December 31, 2017
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texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.
1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 26, 2013
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Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.
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Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022
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Text you

Often used as an expression to meet up with friends.
Text you at fivish!
by Bilbock September 10, 2022
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(Con)text

Confusion that develops as a result of incorrect interpretation of a text message usually due to misunderstanding of tone
I was having trouble helping my friend understand my tone and I think I was a victim of (con)text
by RedStarHippie December 24, 2023
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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