boston tea party

The most extreme form of a tea bag: when a duude is able to successfully fit his entire testes satchel into a chick's asshole.

"Awww nigga, nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy"

by abcg May 9, 2005

English Tea

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)

"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Boston Tea Party

Historical event, where Bostonians sneaked onto an English cargo and threw down all the imported tea to protest against the tea tax

Tax my ass

by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Your teas oot!

`Your teas oot`, as in, Your meals getting cold, Your late.., & in trouble. Used often by neds in gang fights in 60`s/70`s to warn a beating or chibbing was imminent

McCafferty, Your teas oot! (then quickly followed by violence. Used most eloquently by the legend Frankie Miller in `Just a boys game`, film/play)

by Contumax October 28, 2022

vanilla chi tea

1.) A type of tea brewed with roots and various spices flavored with vanilla extract

2.) A slang term for a lighter skinned person of Asian decent

lighter skinned Chinese person enters a convenience store**

Dark skinned African American:(to his Hispanic friend)* "Look at this vanilla chi tea coming in like he owns the place..."

lighter skinned Chinese person: "I do own this place. Now buy something or get out!"

by darnlljones February 10, 2015