boston tea party

The most extreme form of a tea bag: when a duude is able to successfully fit his entire testes satchel into a chick's asshole.

"Awww nigga, nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy"

by abcg May 9, 2005

English Tea

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)

"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Boston Tea Party

Historical event, where Bostonians sneaked onto an English cargo and threw down all the imported tea to protest against the tea tax

Tax my ass

by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003

Ben Collins Tea

Sweet Tea and Whiskey (preferably a cheep canadian brand)
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.

Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".

Sarah has had 3 Ben Collins Tea's tonight and she is wasted

by Franklin4 May 15, 2011

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

vanilla chi tea

1.) A type of tea brewed with roots and various spices flavored with vanilla extract

2.) A slang term for a lighter skinned person of Asian decent

lighter skinned Chinese person enters a convenience store**

Dark skinned African American:(to his Hispanic friend)* "Look at this vanilla chi tea coming in like he owns the place..."

lighter skinned Chinese person: "I do own this place. Now buy something or get out!"

by darnlljones February 10, 2015

hot tea cup

When a male take his own penis and inserts it in to his own rectum and then urinates

Hot tea cup is when (My partner grabbed the handle of the hot teacup and then the tea poured all over my partner and it was hot in my anus and on my partners chest.)

by 💊💊💊💊💊 February 21, 2015