boston tea party

The most extreme form of a tea bag: when a duude is able to successfully fit his entire testes satchel into a chick's asshole.

"Awww nigga, nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy"

by abcg May 9, 2005

English Tea

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)

"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Boston Tea Party

Historical event, where Bostonians sneaked onto an English cargo and threw down all the imported tea to protest against the tea tax

Tax my ass

by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003

Bubble Tea Zombie

A person who is mindlessly drawn towards bubble tea

She can't help herself, she is a bubble tea zombie

by Jalla123 October 7, 2020

Tea Party Syndrome

When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.

I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.

by RonnieZazo September 3, 2021

After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

Pull a iced tea

To masturbate in a refrigerator.

Did you hear Ian pull a iced tea??

by Having a ian February 12, 2021