(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.
by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020
Get the Tardmug. 
by florida white May 5, 2017
Get the fuck tardmug. An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!
True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
Get the Urba-tardmug. Someone who is short a few cards of a deck. A stupid, lame reason for not passing 7th grade. "School is for fools" I wanna sleep all day. Buddy Your a "Tard". Not linked with a person with a special need or education slow learning. Absolutely Not to be used in that respect. If some does! You must Punch them. We don't pick on handicapped individuals. This is crucial to not link with RE-****. That word was deleted from Ne Vocabulary Dictionary.
Joe you Tard} you just used Chads Go-Fast on Margie's Potatoes salad. Mal will never keep up with her. Large Marg is using that Tard Mal again for a Dil'Doe! No Wonder He's Grinning Ear to Ear like Eric everyday".
by Butchreno911 October 21, 2015
Get the tardmug. A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.
by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018
Get the Tarded nowmug. /fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019
Get the Fuck-Tardmug.