Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Plunging Toilet

When one stands over their woman and plunges their penis into the vagina like plunging a toilet

I plunged my bitches hole like a toilet"plunging toilet"

by bagmaster_t February 21, 2010

Get on the Skibidi Toilet

To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"

I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.

Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"

by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024

Best Toilet Service

The full form of BTS means Best Toilet Service

Sigma: What’s the full form of BTS?

btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan

Sigma: It’s wrong

btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎

by King of all gamers March 5, 2024

Power Toilet

The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.

"I just had an epic Power Toilet"

"Hang on, I have to Power Toilet"

by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010

toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a horrid YouTube Shorts "Series", if you can even call it that. It's a toilet with a man's head coming out of the bowl, singing a remix of a song that is just awful. "Skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee-dee". This is the song of satan, or at least the song of skibidi toilet. In the series, these cringey toilets fight people with technology for heads, or in other words an average modern toddler. The series seems very popular with crusty infants who still finds toilets funny.

Child: (non-understandable blubber)
iPad: Skrr skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee dee
Child: Skibidi
Mother: Time to take the iPad away for dinner honey!
Child: (Demonic yelling and singing of Skibidi Toilet song)
Mother: There is only one solution (shoots child)
The world is now safe from this awful iPad kid. Do the same with your child.

by Mutha_Fucka69 May 19, 2024