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Stiffener

A strong cocktail, such as a glass of whiskey.
“Well, I think l’ll have a little stiffener.” said Karl in season 3 of Succession after Logan died aboard a private jet.
by Squire88 April 16, 2023
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stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.
I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.
by QuacksO November 1, 2023
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stiffy

if you have a stiffy then you should send me a pick on snap jerregates21
oh shit, i have a stiffy better send it to jerred
by definitelynotjerred February 9, 2024
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Stiffy Jify

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.
"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"
by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024
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Stiffo

The one person who always runs off from the group to get the loot for himself without telling his team mates.
Gets an erection(or a stiffy) at the thought of juicy loot.
Where's James gone? oh, he's over there looting all the chests. What a Stiffo!
by Ramadamadingdong2191 January 11, 2025
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Stiffo

The one person who always runs off from the group to get the loot for himself without telling his team mates.
Gets an erection(or a stiffy) at the thought of juicy loot.
Where's James gone? oh, he's over there looting all the chests. What a Stiffo!
by Ramadamadingdong2191 January 11, 2025
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Stiffy-Chan

A term used for boners in hentai
Stiffy Chan proper noun "oh no you got hard it's okay we can stroke that Stiffy-Chan away!"
by 77Pixie sticks77 August 18, 2025
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