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Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.
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Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves
by Sh0ma August 7, 2025
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spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.
news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."
by gast123456789 August 10, 2025
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Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion
"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"
by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025
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Spank me

Please spank me daddy. I’ve been so bad.

Get the handcuffs and put them on real tight. Gag me. Pull my pants down and real slow pull my panties down with them. Force me over your lap. Secure the cuffs so I can’t move. Grab a paddle or your hand or SOMETHING HARD. Start hard and slow. Spank me and make me moan. Make it hurt. Do this 20-40 times. Then get faster and faster and FASTER! HARDER AND HARDER! Make me scream and yell and cry real tears. Make me apologize and beg. But don’t be deceived because that pain is what feels sooooo good. Tell me the punishment is almost over but it isn’t. Grab me and lead me over to your office. Chain the handcuffs down so I’m bent over. Force my legs open so you have full access. Then go crazy. Show no mercy. I’ll scream “PLEASE DADDY NO MORE PLEASE” while screaming and moaning. Gasping for air I finally think you’re done after 60-100 hard spanks. But you’re only getting started you grab a 16 inch dildo and push 6 inches in. I moan like crazy. It’s a lot to take in. Through the gag I moan louder as you continue to push 4 more inches in. My pussy is wet and throbbing. Ahhhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH. You leave six inches out as you continue to spank me as hard as you can and once you get to my 150th spank, that last one is what all at once shoved the rest of the dildo in. I scream and moan for 10 minutes straight. Please daddy. Spank me. Spank me. SPANK ME. Ahh ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH OH AHHHHHH PLEASE THATS IT RIGHT THERE HARDER FASTER AHHHHHHHHH
P1:Have you been a bad girl?

P2:No

P1:You liar, you forgot to do the laundry. You’re getting punished. Bend over. Now.

P2:Ahhh please daddy spank me. Spank me hard.
by Just.living.one.day.at.a.time September 30, 2025
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Spanish fireball

Dipping your balls in Tequila and lighting them on fire to burn your pubic hair
I’m going to give myself a Spanish fireball later tonight before my friends come over
by Its your daddy October 1, 2025
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Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.
Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.
by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025
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SpankDaddy

SpankDaddy is a mature male who is a dominant person. SpankDaddy puts an Adult submissive down with their bottom exposed to spank. SpankDaddy does this to the bottom with their free will and not to hurt or harm, but to excite and empower. www.spankdaddy.ca
I am SpankDaddy, and you know whats next, get down on my bench. Pants down
by Spank Daddy Canada October 27, 2025
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