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Get the Smash mug.Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
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