Shark

To shark is to put one's dick inside of a nose, this is usually done in rehab when people are having withdrawals and just want to snort anything, so they would snort each other's cum.
I was chillin' in my house when a drug addict hopped in from my window and sharked me.
by Cock Crammer May 26, 2023
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shark

A term used to define a sexual activity performed by getting head from a gay guy with braces then ejaculating into his nose as the blood pours onto his mouth giving a sense of euphoria.

ok yeah no, I just had to make something for the people who saw the definition of urbandictionary and decided to look up shark for the sexual meaning, you know what shark really means (an aquatic carnivorous animal group)
random guy in a friend group: hey did you know that shark is a sexual term I found in the definition of urbandictionary?
that one bystander: no one gives a fuck, go get some women
by FluffKay November 16, 2023
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Shark

A sexual position where a woman lies flat on her back in a bathtub. then a man lies on top of her inserting his penis into her vagina, then they both flop around and bite each other.
Jim: Damn bro my wife is crazy! Last night she wanted to do it shark style with me!
Jason: Wow! your lucky.
by Shark-style October 11, 2022
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Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark
by KRoo May 19, 2024
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Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022
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Shark Week

Another term to describe a females monthly visitor. Usually because it is associated with a lot of blood and aggression.
Don't you just love celebrating Shark Week every month???
by Octanex December 29, 2022
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Shark Week

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 20, 2023
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