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Neuro-sexual

Neuro-sexual: means when you are a male, but you are only attracted to people who are either pansexual or hetrosexual.
Me: I'm Neuro-sexual
Someone: You're a male and you like people who are pansexual or hetrosexual?
Me: Yeah.
by NewModernDefinitions October 19, 2021
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Sexual Turtle

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.
Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.
by Stein You Bastard. October 18, 2013
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Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus
The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 2, 2020
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taddl-sexual

taddl-sexual is the sexual orientation of taddl (T or tj_bb)

You are taddl-sexual if he is very important to your life and you think he’s a god
You are taddl-sexual if you simp for him
by PopCat666 January 3, 2021
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Super Sexual

A backwards way of saying you never get any action.
Bradley: I'm super sexual, I don't like trans people.

Bethany: You could have just said you're still a virgin.
by Quirky Doe May 2, 2021
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sexual expressionist

its in our nature to want to have sex. what used to be an instinctive act of procreation has shifted towards modern ideas of pleasure. some people get it with one lifelong partner, some live off seriality.

so next time you encounter a sexual expressionist, look at it this way: they only want to ensure eternal life (population), they only want to save the world
"Are you a sexual expressionist? Which type are you?"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
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Sexualize everything

It's like politicizing everything, but in this case, this would be a blatant attempt to try to make everything sexual.
Tobias: I heard that Edwin and Leila want to do something that they shouldn't do.
Irene: Kill themselves? Kill someone? Commit some other kind of crime?
Tobias: No, they want to sexualize everything.
Irene: Ew, why the fuck would they want to do that?
Tobias: Because they think 69 is the only number that matters.
Irene: Of course they do, there is no one in school that's more immature than they are.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 18, 2021
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