real shit

100%, something real

Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

liquor shits

Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.

Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.

OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!

by Lizz L September 5, 2006

Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.

Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.

by tttmack March 31, 2009

Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog

Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.

by BFew November 27, 2010

pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.

I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....

by person uno December 22, 2013

No shit sherlock

When someone points out something very obvious

Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?

by hamburger2020 May 1, 2021