"I pulled the anal beads out of her ass like I was starting a lawn mower. As she started to yell I fed her the Rusty Tater Tots."
by Mustache The Gauley February 11, 2014
by froznalyve September 16, 2007
by gary anton November 30, 2003
A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.
Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
by Helvetesturm October 22, 2013
when three afro americans stand around one white woman and one sticks his man genitals into the anus of the woman, while the other two stand and yell random things such as "freak that bitch out tone" or "clown on her". then after a brief period of the genitals being lodged in the anus the male removes his testicles only to dabble them into the mouth of the woman like a tea bag.
Jesse: yo, what u get into last nite?
Ray: oh you kno jus a lil earl grey action
Jesse: Rusty Earl Grey or Not?
Ray: Rusty
Jesse: Sounds like a good night.
Ray: oh you kno jus a lil earl grey action
Jesse: Rusty Earl Grey or Not?
Ray: Rusty
Jesse: Sounds like a good night.
by EEEEKLSALDFK March 23, 2008
Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.
Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.
by lavoinha August 26, 2006
A sexual move in which a male partner leaves a freshly made Papa Johns Pizza out to rot for 2 to 3 months, and then shoves it up his female partner's vagina.
Leo: Taylor smells like rotten cheese and tomatoes today.
Don: Yea. Kyle gave her a Rusty Papa John last night
Don: Yea. Kyle gave her a Rusty Papa John last night
by Netlion15 December 18, 2010