Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

Pot Fairy

The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.

The Pot Fairy is calling!

by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020

pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"

by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022

Pot of cum

Cum two more times.

‘I will activate my spell card - pot of cum’ said Yugi

by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024

Pot Black

A Perth-based slang, originated from Subiaco, to describe a selfish, stingy but greedy person that often disregards everyone else’s needs.

Staff to Mr. CEO: Hey where is the staff party you mention?

Mr. CEO: It’s Pot Black cos I have used most of the budget towards renovating MY office!!!

by Small Cat Group September 29, 2022

Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!

My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!

by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021

tosh pot

A British word for stupid,ass hole,shit head,fucker,barf bag and dumb bitch

You the biggest TOSH POT i ever new!

by Ilovedracotothemoonandback November 15, 2020