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post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special
guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
by dumbledarren March 9, 2011
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Post-jack courage

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!
by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
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wall-post-whore

When you are having a conversation with someone over facebook, but your conversation is consisting of only posts on each other's walls. Then randomly after about 3 posts, the other person decides to continue the conversation by adding a comment to your wall-post, instead of creating a new post on their wall, thus giving the illusion of them being more popular when one looks at their wall.
"what the hell dude, we were having such a great wall-post discussion and then you had to become a wall-post-whore. i do not approve."
by kpeck1 November 14, 2011
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Post Tour Depression

The feeling you get after you arrive home after an extended tour with your band. The fact that you have to return to your day job and/or that the next few days/weeks are not planned out for you everyday and you have to plan to things to do on your own causes you to second guess every decision you've made about being in a band or doing music for a living.
Hey Lars are you happy to be back and not stuck in a van for weeks? No Cassandra I've got post tour depression
by StevenHawkingSchoolofDance August 22, 2017
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post-coke nose

Constant sniffling for a few days after snorting coke.
Person A: *siff sniff*
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.
.
Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.
by Facts&Tea January 2, 2019
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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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post gut clarity

The shame you feel after eating something you shouldn’t have.
I ate that garlic butter bacon burger. What have I done? I’m having some real post gut clarity.
by obfuscatedinfo October 31, 2023
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