The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.
by Clifton Hughes November 19, 2009
When you have been pounding some scrullet with a smelly pussy all night and the next day your balls smell like fish.
by Eagan March 21, 2007
1.) to have sex with one's balls. 2.) masturbating the penis on a scrotum, often with the aid of a water-soluble lubricant. 3.) placing your penis on a pair of balls while one nut is flopped over the top of the penis creating a ball tunnel in which to have sex with.
My boyfriend's asshole is on the rag so we had to ball fuck.
Last night my boyfriend was riding me reverse cowgirl and pointed his boner downward so he could ball fuck me.
Last night my boyfriend was riding me reverse cowgirl and pointed his boner downward so he could ball fuck me.
by StewartKeiserNovak January 23, 2010
When a man sits with legs open and his pants are riding up so far his balls buldge at the seams making him have "camel Balls".
by Andrea Shill May 01, 2008
It's -20 and I'm freezin' balls.
by Sazmataz December 22, 2005
Describes the protective "cage" you form with your hand around your balls when somebody (possible a sibling or friend) wants to throw, shoot, or hit you with something. In your mind you have concluded that this projectile will cause minimal damage if it hits most places on your body; however you have also concluded if it happens to hit your sack, it could cause major damage, projectile vomiting, and possibly public shame. So with fingers spread wide and slightly curled in, and every muscle in your hand flexing to absorb the possible blow, you stand there like an idiot, and let something hit you. But it's OK because you know deep down in your heart that at least your balls will live to see another day.
"Hey man take off your shirt and let me shoot you with my paint ball gun from across the yard."
"OK!" (walks across yard and turn around)
(friend FIRES quickly)
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! WHY'D YOU SHOOT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY BALL CAGE UP YET!!!!"
"OK!" (walks across yard and turn around)
(friend FIRES quickly)
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! WHY'D YOU SHOOT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY BALL CAGE UP YET!!!!"
by McFool April 30, 2010
very very funny
by gabriel cherry December 11, 2008