Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

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crazy bonkers

when something is just so obsurd and you cannot possibly think of a word to describe it, you may resort to saying crazy bonkers

nobody is sure of the origin of this expression

Dave: Yo, dude, I was fucking this bitch and she farted!

Joe: ... that’s-

Dave: crazy bonkers ?

Joe: Exactly

by I’m kinda retarded April 16, 2019

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Cameron Crazy

A Virgin from Durham

A Cameron Crazy camped out for a month to see UNC but has never seen a vagina.

by Luke Maye February 20, 2019

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Whipped by a crazy bitch

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Whipped by a crazy bitch:

God Sams a whipped as bitch his crazy ass girlfriend is a crazy cunt, if I had my way I’d put one between her eyes and call it a hard days work....crazy botch

by Wewereyourfriendssam March 9, 2019

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Crazy Stacee

When you are fucking a girl from behind and she hands you a spoon, some milk, and a box of Lucky Charms so you can pour it in her ass and eat it all while yelling Irish sayings during sex.

I thought I had saw it all until she went all Crazy Stacee on me....Best Night Ever!

by Barney Stone 1 March 10, 2019

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