Craze Muffin

Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.

Wesley is such a craze muffin!

by Bubbubz July 25, 2016

Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

Scragel Muffin

Super Ugly "Scrage" that is fat and shaped like a Muffin this is one of the highest forms on insults. Its between Scrage and Mole (the Highest Insult) in the ladder of insults.

Ashley: Hii Annabelle
Annabelle: DONT F**CKING TALK TO ME YUU DIRTY SCRAGEL MUFFIN!!!

by Blondie Rowbotham January 20, 2009

zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.

Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..

by geizilla January 5, 2014

Sag Muffin

A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.

Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries

by Chocolateloverer606 June 15, 2016

Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

Muffin Gargle

Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button

Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink

by connolly_987 July 20, 2015