Skip to main content

zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.
Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..
by geizilla January 5, 2014
mugGet the zucchini muffin mug.

Cunt muffin

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.
by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019
mugGet the Cunt muffin mug.

muffin break

The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).
"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."
mugGet the muffin break mug.

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM
by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018
mugGet the nut muffin mug.

Cheese muffin

A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.
"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"
by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021
mugGet the Cheese muffin mug.

Muffin Gargle

Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button
Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink
by connolly_987 July 20, 2015
mugGet the Muffin Gargle mug.

Muffin Top

Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over
Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.

1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know
by I dont Have a Muffin Top November 22, 2011
mugGet the Muffin Top mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email