Muffin Gargle

Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button

Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink

by connolly_987 July 20, 2015

muffin hopping

when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.

damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.

by michele derek February 23, 2008

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.

I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.

by P Money MD February 11, 2019

Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017

Muffin Breath

And endearing term for a new friend that you meet that you feel comfortable around, and who you'd like to lightly prod so that they feel this way around you, and let down their guard etc.
Also, there is a strong connotation here towards the act of eating muffins, which like a good friend make you feel satiated and comfortable.

Person 1: Hey muffin breath!

Person 2: :P Heya

by 1337Gamer August 20, 2013