When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
Get the Masturbating Mike Tysonmug. by Taxi guy January 23, 2021
Get the Mike Bebek Taximug. by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020
Get the Mike Tysonmug. A retarted person who makes the funniest puns out there for all to here. WANTS TO MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAMN LITTLE BAG JIZZ DOCUMENTARY THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING WATCH IN THERE ENTIRE LIFE. MIKE IF YOUR READING THIS U UNDERSTAND ME LITTLE BOY U BETTER GOD DAMN U HOE BAG!!! GOD DAMN Mike Manoogs
by vinag42 September 3, 2016
Get the Mike Manoogsmug. A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality
by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023
Get the Mikemug. by kevin02899 September 24, 2022
Get the Mike Gabrielmug. 