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Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
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Double Stream Magic 

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.
It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.

Upside Down Magic School Bus 

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.

Double stream magic 

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805
I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!
Double stream magic by rjt23 May 21, 2025

Double Stream Magic 

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.
I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

black girl magic effect 

Is a term used playfully to suggest that dating a Black woman elevates a man’s style, confidence, or overall appearance
Wow, look at Mike. That’s black girl magic effect to you.

Give Bambi the magic kiss 

abbreviation GBTMK, when a girl gives a boy his first kiss
Kelsey: Martha, you look really happy. What happened?
Martha: My boyfriend has been taking really good care of me lately. I am going to give Bambi the magic kiss tonight.