MPA

Master of Pussy Administration - A title bestowed upon a gentleman with remarkable skills in the seduction of women.

Mark scored with Kaylen on Thursday, Tiffany on Friday, and both Lauren and Briana on Saturday. Looks like he's earned his MPA

by theMPA September 20, 2016

MPB

Miscellaneous Party Bruise

Dave woke up this morning with a MPB after getting very messy last night

by Lady Mildmay March 8, 2008

mpdrum95

A person who will follow you around and anal fuck your childern when you go to the bathroom.

dude, get that mpdrum95 before he fucks that kid on the stool.

by samusfox January 5, 2005

Mpho

A bougie gay guy, staying mainly in a gated community on the upper-side of the country and has plenty of girls as friends.

Person A: Gurl, have you seen the new neighbour?
Person B: Oh? Him? He is Mpho.
Person A: Damn, he is so clean.

Person B: Of course, all the Mphos are like that.

by The Baddest Mx Vanjie September 26, 2019

mpf

Monkey Pimple Face

Used to describe an extremely hideous person with an acne problem and a face that brings tears of fear in your innocent little eyes. Also is very contagious and a walking STD.

"Watch out, you'll catch its MPF!"

by EL MYSTERIO April 22, 2008

mption

black urban knights in the harlem

last week me and my boy biggity went in and fucked up a couple of mptions

by benjimin lee October 19, 2007

MPC

(n) Stands for Moist Panty Cunt; It is quite possibly the best way to piss off that slutty bitch in your life.

Person A: She's such a bitch, but even worse than that.
Person B: Yeah she's a regular MPC...

by icemorebutts January 17, 2008