Luke

A luke is an outstandingly sexy bastard. His cock hangs like a horses and any girl is extremely lucky to get some. 10/10 footballer also, legend says he’s the one who taught Lionel Messi.

Man United are shittt says luke

by Leedsman1203 November 22, 2021

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

Luke Climbingbear

My Dad, and a Cherokee God. He can summon retards at his disposal. he can also spontaneously disappear. His raw strength is enough to match shaggy, but he doesn't use it very often. he also towers over grady

Luke Climbingbear is my dad, and he summoned me.

by Luminousity November 18, 2019

luke

A shitty joke told to all Lukes

-dumb fuck
Hey luke i am your father
-Luke

fuck off and fuck you

by Sugmart__ May 27, 2019

Luke m

A truly odd person who disrespects some people and buys hacked gta accounts so he can show his power on 6 year olds

See that Luke m over there yelling at the people on the street corner

by Dody olb February 3, 2019

Luke

A person who is a dad of robbert and has a big penis

Damn he’s a Luke he has a 15 incher

by Jdueydhfbdhej August 9, 2019

Luke

simp

Here comes Mr. MVP... Luke!

by Finxley May 14, 2020