cool looking whale

"Cock ooze ooze long long ooze ooze kinky isolated nigga gay whore hat ass long eater"

"He was a cool looking whale."

by Felidae_ February 28, 2022

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

Jake looking

A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).

"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."

by emptyswimmingpool March 3, 2022

its not looking too good

When something happens, and it's not really looking too good on it happening.

Preston: Bro, can I get some of your popcorn?

Hunter: ITS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD.

by RetroBounder March 5, 2022

you look like breasts

When a man thinks you look like breasts so he texts you that you look like breasts. (No real explanation found)

Wow Hailey, you look like breasts. (Instagram dm)

You look like breasts; a common saying. HAHZJSKSKKSKZNS

by 123345660 March 6, 2022

look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them

Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass

by Básnik May 14, 2021

The stoplight look away

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

by Buttermybizkit May 24, 2021