Licking the Alphabet 

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).

Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.

Licking the Alphabet by YAWA July 22, 2020

HELMET LICKER 

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

HELMET LICKER by Scottd247 November 3, 2007

Pringle Licker 

Someone so concerned with their weight and/or physique that they would lick the flavour off a Pringle (potato chip) without eating the snack itself.

Andy's on a new gluten-free, sugar-free diet - what a Pringle Licker.

Pringle Licker by B33fc@ke August 4, 2016

crystal licker 

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

crystal licker by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

anus licker 

An insult regarding someone who likes to “eat ass” or in other words lick another persons anus

“Fuck you, you anus licker”

anus licker by Matty retahd June 14, 2018

Buddy Licks The Stream 

The phrase you tell your friend about a certain someone who is being an asshole, or has an over powering self confidence in them self, in other words being cocky.

Friend 1 -Eric said he could finish a miller in 3 sips.

friend 2 -Buddy Licks The Stream.

Buddy Licks The Stream by Buddy licks the stream June 15, 2018

Finger Lickin' Good Gang 

Founded online in 2019, the Finger Lickin' Good Gang is the wildest gang of misfits in the south-side DMV.

damn, i wish i was cool enough to get with the finger lickin' good gang.

Finger Lickin' Good Gang by ritalinratz March 3, 2019