January 14th

Free feet pic day

gimme feet pics
nah
its january 14th

by sigma wolf January 14, 2025

Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

January 1

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.

teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated

by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022

January 12th

Attack big necked people

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today

Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.

by seam123 January 12, 2025

January 4th

National show n tell. January 4th is a day when u do show and tell and show your toys etc.

Teacher:Why is everyone talking about a national day
Girl 2: Because it’s JANUARY 4TH NATIONAL SHOW N TELL DAYY 😛

Teacher: Ok Students U guys can show what u have

Girl: This is my dolly and I had it since 3

by 😮‍💨👏🏽 January 3, 2022

9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022