jacob

a complet dick and sucks it

hey ill suck you that makes you a jacob

by kaylum rivera April 1, 2020

jacob sigel

The sexiest guy you have ever seen in your life

I wish I could be as hot as Jacob Sigel

by js1999 May 29, 2017

Jacob bilinski

A fuck up hood rat

He is such a jacob bilinski

by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016

Jacob LeClair

Is a CHUD

Person one; Whos that CHUD over there?
Person Two; Oh... Thats Jacob LeClair

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)

that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball

by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019

Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues

Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen

by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021

Jacob

The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever

Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL

by Gtzaiw July 18, 2022