jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.

Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!

by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014

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Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)

Did you see Jacob strumming himself

by DaddyJake May 7, 2019

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Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile

Jacob smells like shit.

by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020

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Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

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jacob

The absolute bestest man you could ever meet. Particularly good at dealing with people whos name start with the letter R. will be the friendliest or the most naughty you could wish for

hell yea jacob!

by jakestar2000 January 12, 2022

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