Internet 

A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.

Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.

Internet by TheGrayShadow January 4, 2019

Internet Local 

Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".

Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”

Internet Local by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019

Internet Community

A group of people within a different website. Most internet communities are known to be toxic though as most of them are filled with trolls, cyberbullies, pseudo-intellectuals, perverts, pretentious douchebags, edgelords, snowflakes, and idiots (not all the people from all communities are like that, but a majority of them are).

It's often extremely rare to find a good online community where 98% of it is filled with actual intellectuals who actually give constructive criticism instead of lambasting other people with different ethnic slurs.

There's a reason why I left the internet in the first place because I never get involved with any internet community because a lot of communities suck dicks and you know it.

Internet Community by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

internet safety 

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.

Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

internet safety by New_byt February 18, 2019

Internet 

A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games

When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.

Internet by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019

internet chef 

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

internet chef by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

Internet Explorer 

An internet tool that takes forever t

Internet Explorer is

Internet Explorer by _Andromeda April 29, 2019