A creature that surfaces at car meets, has a distinct smell of burnt clutch and head gasket failure to it, bounces between desperate lads in the car scene then tries to set up an only fans when her vagina would require 1tb of memory for a single lip shot
by Vag1989 January 26, 2020
The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.
by TheDickInFrontOfYou March 12, 2012
by Philip Swift July 14, 2019
A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter April 24, 2011
To put a banana or some other object into the muffler of a car so that the car makes a loud boom noise as it ejects the object from the muffler. Causes no harm to the car, but hilariously fun.
by Finyon February 18, 2013
When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
by mreman91 November 18, 2010
When a bunch of siblings and cousins have sex in the old broken down 1980's camaro parked in front of their trailer.
I swear Billy Bob, his sister, and their uncle brother do more banging in the ole Kentucky Clown Car than God knows what.....
by Ilko Skevuld March 26, 2022