Chance Hobson

An abouslute gigga chad has the balls of steal dick is bigger than Russia 6’9 man who pulls any girl he wants

Cuh 1: Did you Hear people are starting to call Johnny sins a chance Hobson

Cuh2: yeah it’s all over the internet

by Carmen Winston April 21, 2022

no homo

the thing you must say before doing ANYTHING gay, unless you are gay 😶

"i love you, no homo"
"ight"

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.

Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”

by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.

Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.

by Wally world 6047 June 9, 2022

no homo

when you do or say something gay but say no homo, its not considered gay.

*2 girls kiss*
Girl 1: no homo
(that wasnt gay bc she said no homo)

by AnnaLeo June 22, 2022

Puny Homo

Miniscule homo-sexual individual unable to lift more than 30 lbs, unassisted.
PN: Technical director of the Puny and Chomez show.
PN: H. Badger

A Puny homo was crushed when attempting to move a transmitter... Film at 11:00

by Abby Normal August 24, 2022

True Homo

True homos (truehomos) are males or females who are strictly attracted to people biologically of the same sex. This excludes gender identification and usage of hormones completely.

Person 1: "Yo that girl is kinda hot.."
Person 2: "Thats a mtf trans person, I thought you said you were gay?"
Person 1: "No- true homo, I'm attracted to people biologically male."

by BlueInHeartAndSoul September 5, 2022