Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025
Get the Hop on Hearthstonemug. A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.
by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022
Get the Hop on VHSmug. Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.
Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.
Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.
by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021
Get the Hopped the fencemug. When you enter a mall and cannot leave before you have consumed an alcoholic beverage at each vendor within the mall, (networks of malls).
by Professor Foil April 28, 2022
Get the Mall Hopmug. This translates to 'Gay sex', this is commonly used by people who define themselves as the gender, 'Richer' or who are fans of the channel 'Richer Overtime'.
by LeeSport July 21, 2022
Get the Hop on Richer Overtimemug. by gayman10481 July 14, 2023
Get the hop on pokemon svmug. (Or hht) Arguably the worst place on the internet, where overweight white virgins argue over hip hop opinions on Twitter.
by JoeyHipHopIsABum July 27, 2021
Get the Hip-Hop Twittermug.