happy humanist

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016

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Happy Boi

A sad boi that is a happy drunk. The drunk equivalent to a fuck boi.

That guy is normally a sad boy, but now he’s a drunk happy boi.

by TorchyMN March 7, 2019

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Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.

Happy Pride.
Bye, Fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

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Happy Carlie

When one laffs soo much that coffee comes out their nose

man did u see that she laffed soo much she pulled a happy carlie

by team strong September 10, 2010

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Happy Birthday

When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

My GF gave me a happy birthday this morning. I gave her breakfast in bed.

by Notmynamehere July 30, 2023

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happy robber

Coat your balls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. Pull away your balls from the face of the bitch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. The ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. The tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. You rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.

I pressed my tar-soaked scrotum upon that cum guzzling ho bag's eye's like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.

by schlong master August 29, 2007

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