Hand friend

When you don't have any real friends, so you draw a face on your hand and move your thumb to make it talk, (or do other things) so you don't feel so lonely.

I got mad head last night from my hand friend.

by Dirty Claus October 12, 2017

O with hand

The way of secretly saying your a homosexual.

O with hand:

Girl 1: “Omg did you see James holding up an O in his latest ig picture?”

Girl 2: “I’m proud of him!!”

by tac_ May 08, 2022

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 12, 2021

Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani

"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton

by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019

The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.

Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?

by Thevibzer March 13, 2016

hand insanitizer

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.

She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020

tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements

Jeffrey has Tourette's hand

by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014