Ham

A pig's bum

Ham

by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023

ham fishing

The act of suckling a female's vagina with your tongue. Also see: cunnilingus.

Dude, Mike totally should have gotten points on the Big Board for ham fishing that girl from Millersville college.

by Lehigh AL10 May 23, 2010

Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?

Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”

by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018

Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region

Would you care for some Ma’am ham?

by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024