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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich
She had the cheesiest ham Sanga
by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021
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green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up
gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!
by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017
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Ham Puncher

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!
by sqwinch April 24, 2012
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slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017
mugGet the slice of hammug.

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022
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Ham hawk

Damn! She got a ham hawk.
by DeeSaidThat November 28, 2021
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