Goat Princess

a Goat Princess is a person with little to no intellectual ability, but hot damn do they look good.
Yeah, i was going to fire her, but you know, she really is a little Goat Princess if you know what i mean.
by mikoroonii December 01, 2022
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goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.
Oit Barry you great big goat fister.
by Wackojacko2219 September 07, 2017
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Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 08, 2018
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Scaring the Goat

Phrase

One who is being obnoxiously loud/ over excited.
by Bounceback January 26, 2024
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Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 02, 2024
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goat noise

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!
by Danbot1 June 11, 2018
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spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.
OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!
by ___lybee July 21, 2019
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