A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.
Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*
Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)
Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!
Me: What
Random Friend: You are such a useless gay
Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)
Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!
Me: What
Random Friend: You are such a useless gay
by Likitit July 17, 2018
Get the Useless Gaymug. Trish was devastated when she saw her fiancee giving the plumber a gay aiken. He wasn't the one who was supposed to be working on the pipes.
by Karla Frobe October 4, 2005
Get the gay aikenmug. by G1nja N1nja January 18, 2019
Get the Sam is gaymug. by Marrgf June 26, 2016
Get the gay markmug. |wi ng- gā| noun.
A form of the popularized term "wing-man" used in social settings to aid in the procurement of sexual partners, preferably in bars and or clubs, in which you replace a straight man with a Homosexual man. wing-gays are superior to wing-men for the following reasons.
1. Wing-gays pick out superiorly attractive women as opposed to your average wing-man.
2. Wing-gays have better communication skills with women because of their common interests and because of their complete lack of sexual interest in women.
3. In case of a failure, a wing-gay will be there to offer sympathy fellatio.
A form of the popularized term "wing-man" used in social settings to aid in the procurement of sexual partners, preferably in bars and or clubs, in which you replace a straight man with a Homosexual man. wing-gays are superior to wing-men for the following reasons.
1. Wing-gays pick out superiorly attractive women as opposed to your average wing-man.
2. Wing-gays have better communication skills with women because of their common interests and because of their complete lack of sexual interest in women.
3. In case of a failure, a wing-gay will be there to offer sympathy fellatio.
by Kbeers December 9, 2011
Get the wing-gaymug. 
Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.
oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.
by SmittyMattJunior January 4, 2022
Get the Matthew Gaymug.