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Flackhammer

A Flackhammer, or Cackhammer, is a blunt object used to remove mud and the like from the bottom of shoes.
After that festival my wellies were covered in mud, I had to use a Flackhammer to get it all off.
by RabbidJack September 3, 2009
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ficklefellanemia

An affliction usually suffered by a male a "fella" that causes extreme uncertainty in the decision making process.
All day long I could not seem to be certain about any of the decisions I tried to make, from wiping my ass to combing my hair. The only thing I could do was lay in bed because I was uncertain of any of my decisions. I was later diagnosed with a debilitating case of Ficklefellanemia
by crafty veteran July 7, 2010
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ficketty

an adjective used to describe someone that never shuts the fuck up and constantly laughs at his/her own jokes. the person is usually an extreme spazz and a social outcast.
in the middle of class there is always one person that interjects at extremely unnecessary points in the teacher lecture. This person would be discribed as ficketty.
by LEX EVERHARD August 21, 2010
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Fickmyster

its someone who thinks they are incredibly cool and thinks they are too skinny. they go from guy to guy sucking each pee pee for days... they bite vaginas and ride cammels around egypt. take Smichael David Wagner for exapmle....
Smichael David Wagner: im such a Fickmyster

Audra: i know Smike....
by audrabeechler April 20, 2011
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fick myster

a full out flamer who licks dicks just for the hell of it.

A fick myster is someone who jacks off to make himself cum, and then eats it through a straw.
woah, Mike Wagner is such a fick myster !
by Anti-Fick Myster September 6, 2011
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Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
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flackout

an uncontrolled and forgettable outpour of useless knowledge
James had a flackout
by Chris Small May 8, 2014
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