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Flight Deck

Main Entry: Flight Deck
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era

The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.

The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
1: Joe: Have you seen Harold lately?

John: He's on the flight deck.

Joe: I've wondered where he's been.

2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)

Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!

Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).

Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!

Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.

Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"

(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
by bolillo loco December 28, 2009
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Iowan Fishtail

When you are having unprotected vaginal sex from behind and when you pull out and climax, you take a couple steps back, then run up behind the female and slap her on the ass with your jizz covered penis.
Dude, this chick was soooo pissed when I gave her the Iowan Fishtail!
by FishAndSmitty May 18, 2011
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flight to boston

get a bitch to give me a flight to boston
by DJ Morris January 12, 2004
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fightstar

Charlie Simspon from Busted's other band that he's leaving Busted to go to. Fightstar are much more rock than Busted and they are totally wicked.
Can't remeber the name of the song cos the names weird or maybe I'm having a mental block. I dunno
by Liz January 30, 2005
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Flight Attendant

A girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman
"Steph Buscigs is my flight attendant"
"Yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!"
by That Guy93 May 2, 2010
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foo fighters

one of the best bands ever.were formed after kurt cobain died
the foo fighters albums are:foo fighters,the colour and shape,there is nothing left to lose,one by one,in your honer,and echos,silence pataince,and grace
by futuramafan March 17, 2008
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