french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

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frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

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French Chicken Alfredo

A food

French Chicken Alfredo

by anonymous May 10, 2022

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french night slip

When a man slides his cock inside a girls vag while shes sleeping. Usually done by a French man.

i was sleeping and i was woken up during a french night slip by a man named louis

by YourThirdCousin January 11, 2016

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call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022

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Check My French

- the opposite of "Pardon my French"

- a part of a song called French! by Tyler, The Creator

1.
A: fuck you bitch ass nigga
B: what did you say?
A: Check My French!

2.

"You little niggas better check my French (My French)
Ugh, you getting money? Better check my French (My French)
Uh, what time is it, huh? check my French (My French)
If you got my shit, you better check my French (Motherfucker!)
I'm making moves, sh— check my French (My French)
I speak English, but check my French (My French)"

by AceForgor October 8, 2023

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