Ethan

Ethan get off Fortnite

Ethan's Mother: Ethan get off Fortnite
Ethan: No

by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022

Ethan

Loves potatoes is potato king also loves queen

Ethan is nice

by Hitherehuman March 10, 2019

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025

Ethan simpson

Small place in the fictional show breaking bad location where walter shags jessie
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”

Man 1 “homie we should vist ethan simpson”
Man 2 “fuck off am not bent”

by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023

Ethan and Tyler

MADDEX IS A BOTTOM TYLER AND ETHAN ARE T

maddex is a bottom ethan and tyler arent

by maddex is a BOTTOM March 17, 2020

ethan cano

One gangster ass nigga with a massive horse cock

That guy Ethan cano is a boss

by Big black bald man December 22, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is your bestfriend. He acts like a child a lot and he needs someone to always look out for him, but this relationship is not always one way. He is a great friend and is always there when it truly matters. He can be selfish at times, but he always looks out for what's best for you. He is a caring individual that annoys the crap out of you sometimes but you eventually see that it's just love. He will never leave your side even in your darkest hour. He doesn't act like it on the surface, but he is actually very caring and sometimes sensitive. He is, most importantly, upfront. He likes to be direct. He'll always tell you the truth. He can sometimes be unreliable, but it's just because he can be clueless at times, but you should always remember that he actually cares.

"Of course Ethan didn't answer my call!"

"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."

"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"

by Sovanny March 29, 2019