An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
by Hermansen December 28, 2021
Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.
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by emilie hater May 12, 2025
Emilie is a danish name pronounced nothing like “Emily”. English speakers who spell “Emily” like “Emilie” are just too lazy to find anything original. Also probably mostly a French name, but whatever. Now it’s Danish.
by Huejin November 24, 2021
by laughing Tass off!! November 21, 2021
A girl who love to hang around older people, hangs with boys because they are “less dramatic”. But boy does she know her way around a group.
by Joefresh October 22, 2020
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